World’s Fastest Reader – “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore
:::OPEN ME

I do NOT speed up any portion of this video, its all in real time 🙂 you can check me out on some tv shows below where they verify this is in fact REAL 😉 ENJOY!!!!!!

check me out speed reading (and then they slowed it down so you could hear each word) on ELLEN!!!!

me in the remake of the 1980’s fedex commercials speed talking like a motherf—-

me speed talking with Guiness World Record Holder for speed rapping No Clue

my first and original (and most popular) speed reading video!!!!!

my appearance on “America’s got Talent” (over 55 MILLION VIEWS) start at the 26:00 mark

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